That’s it! Come Friday I’ll be able to sleep in, not take a shower, not brush my teeth, and not get dressed for a whole week! This may make church service a little awkward, but, hey, that’s where the excitement is in life!
Where am I going? Nowhere! What am I doing? Practically nothing! Aren’t you jealous? Take out your jealously by beating me severely! It’s OK! I have all week to heal! Isn’t that a hoot?
Continue to check for updates on what I’m not doing. You’ll hate me!
(PS: Does anyone know anything fun for a couple with no money to do? I’m desperate over here.)