Let the guy have a haircut, for all that is good and honorable in this world!

Man, I need a haircut. No, seriously, it’s getting out of control. I think I have quite a start on an afro over here. Soon Ethiopians will be mistaking my overgrowth as the bush, and I will have to beat them away with a broom to keep them from using my head as a toilet.

I’m feeling pretty shaggy over here. This hair is weighing me down. I feel like I should either join a peace protest or join the cast of ChiPs.

Maybe I should market myself for hair-care commercials. “Shampoo A left the right side of my hair tangled and stringy. Shampoo B gave me strong, virile hair. I was able to braid that side of my head, and then monkeys used the braid to swing through my living room.” “This hair gel has such strong hold that I was able to spike my hair and use it to skewer invading Visigoths!” “I like purple. It’s too bad certain peoples had to appropriate the color for their own perverted schemes.”

OK, that last one has nothing to do with hair. I’ve just always wanted to say it.

Man, I need a haircut.

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9 Responses to Let the guy have a haircut, for all that is good and honorable in this world!

  1. brian says:

    I too could use a haircut. OR we could both not get haircuts and start a band. Like ZZ Top…except we’d have afros and peeing Ethiopians.

    Wait, that doesn’t sound to fun.

    Nevermind.

    Go cut your hair.

  2. Roger: Get a mohawk. 😉

  3. Keith says:

    Do what Geof said… and post pictures!

  4. jules says:

    all the cool ppl have mohawks Roger.. or at least fauxhawks… you know you wanna 😀

  5. Scoob says:

    The funny thing is that the picture in my head is of you “afroed” but having the “old man fro”. You know the afro with the receeding hair line, looks like a cultivated indent into a hedge. Well those are my thoughts and if they don’t motivate you to get up and get a hair cut I don’t know what else will. Bald is beautiful man, bald is beautiful!!!!

  6. Eric says:

    That’s is about what I pictured too….

    Bald Roger != beautiful.

    (For you non geeks, != means not equal)

  7. Roger says:

    Eric, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

  8. Eric says:

    I’d only hate you if your bald… or just make fun of you… 😈

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