July! You’re here already! I’m, ah…I’m not even dressed yet…
Yes, yes, I know you were supposed to be here by now, I just thought you might decided to be ‘fashionably late’, as the kids call it nowadays.
No, I don’t think it’s fashionable to be late, either. You can’t argue with kids, though. Not these days. They’ve been talking back since the cradle, and parents don’t discipline them for it these days.
You’re right, you’re right. We shouldn’t go there. Hey, it’s great to see you! June didn’t happen to speak to you before you arrived, did it? It did!? Great! Hey, I think we’re going to have a wonderful month, you and I!
You brought me what? Look out the window…?
THE SUN! THE SUN! Holy canoli, you brought the sun! July, you’re the best!