OK, I’ve had almost an entire week of convalescing. I’m back and ready to take on the internet…
Hey, punk. You lookin’ at me? Bring it on!
*cough, cough, clear my throat*
There, I’m better now; let’s have at it. I know you’ve been sneering at me! Let me wipe that look right off your ugly face!
Oh, wait, hold on…that coughing spell left me short of breath…
Alright, I should be OK now. Whew! I was getting a little dizzy there. Where was I…? Oh, yeah. Let’s go a round, me and you, the punk who won’t keep his snide remarks to himself. I can take you in my sleep, loser-boy.
Oh….speaking of sleep, my medication is making me drowsy. Can we finish this some other time? I really appreciate it!