Monthly Archives: December 2007

Jeremy Camp – Beyond Measure Review

I guess I’m not so much going to review this CD as I am going to make a comparison…a good comparison, in my mind. Jeremy Camp’s CD, Beyond Measure, reminds me a lot of Dishwalla, circa Pet Your Friends or … Continue reading

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FW: True Mainer

The Maine Turnpike began a new program this summer where they handed out fliers titled “Welcome to Vacationland.” These fliers will be handed out to all cars with license plates from Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, and New Jersey. The fliers … Continue reading

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Setting Up the Computer

Here’s a no-brainer post, and a good way to get back into the Project of the Week. This week’s goal is to set up the new computer. That means add the software I want it to have and delete the … Continue reading

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It’s Too Much for a N00b to Handle

Let me tell you about my new computer: Gateway GT5620 PC Intel Pentium Dual Core Processor E2140 Each core operates at 1.6 GHz, 1 MB shared L2 cache, 800 MHz FSB 2 GB DDR2 Dual-Channel Memory Video Intel Graphics Media … Continue reading

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Family Friendly Exhibit

Just a reminder to everyone: Though there may be some poo flinging and you may see the animals trying to mate with each other, this is a family friendly exhibit. *splat* Little girl. Little GIRL! Don’t stick your fingers in … Continue reading

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Fun with Stereotypes

Eric asked me if I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I wasn’t, but I did think I might have been born with a sarcastic retort in my mouth. He said that would make me British. To … Continue reading

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Something Is Missing

Something Is Missing Something is missing A void I can’t bear. Something is missing ‘Cause you are not there. I took you for granted With hardly a care. I took you for granted Something quite rare. I can but look … Continue reading

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California Highway Monkey Patrols (C.Hi.M.Ps.)

“Is that a monkey on a motorcycle in the rearview mirror? He’s pulling me over! I’m being pulled over on the highway by a monkey!” “Good morning, sir. Are you carrying any bananas in the vehicle?” “Bananas?” “Yes, that is … Continue reading

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Special Weapon Ape Tactics

The Police Department is looking to add a human to its all-monkey SWAT team. ”Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it,” said Officer Scream Truebellow, who builds and operates tactical robots for the suburban SWAT team. … Continue reading

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Accidental Day Off

I’ve never really been involved in a car accident until today. I must say that I found it quite anticlimactic. It’s snowing. I was driving along my merry way, taking an alternate route to work since someone was blocking traffic … Continue reading

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