Just a reminder to everyone: Though there may be some poo flinging and you may see the animals trying to mate with each other, this is a family friendly exhibit.
Little girl. Little GIRL! Don’t stick your fingers in that. You don’t know where it’s been. OK, I guess you do know it’s been in through the digestive system of the monkey, but that’s not what I meant. Eww. Ew, gross. Don’t do that! Don’t…NO!
Oh…get your finger out of your mouth! What in the world made you eat that? Look. Oh, look. You made your mother throw up. Now I’m going to hurl. You’ve started a peristaltic chain reaction.
That’s it! Exhibit closed!