Tired of spam, comment spam, and trackback spam? Me, too. Tired of constant attempts to hack your site and fighting ghost posts of ferret propaganda? Me, too. Looking for someone who is up to the task of protecting your digital and virtual investments? Hey, who isn’t?
I give you The Monkey Exhibit’s new security commander, shown here receiving the keys to the website. Dutifully, he will stuff it in his cheek, stored safely for future use.
The days of fear are behind us. The future is secure. God bless the Squirrel Soldier.
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I guess even Super Squirrel needs some grunts to do the leg work.
Grunt!? You’d better watch what you say to Squirrel Soldier, or you’ll be doing grunt work.
Now drop and give him 20!
Soldier Squirrel: Keeping your backyard safe from thieving rabid raccoons, Anarchist chipmunks, and terrorist turtles. The best is they work for acorns!!!
Oy vey… those terrorist turtles are nasty!