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Where you come in and say â€œthere, youâ€™re wet again, donâ€™t bother me for the rest of the day,â€ Visine whispers seductively in my ear, promising, â€œthereâ€™s more where that came from.â€ When did our relationship sour, Bausch & Lomb? At what point did I take you for granted so that you started to spend the day dallying on the computer, hanging out in chat rooms seeking to wet eyes that you had never met? Iâ€™m sorry. Sorry for youthful ideals lost. Sorry for the years I kept you from growing out there in the wide world.
I hope you can someday forgive me Bausch & Lomb Rewetting Drops. Adieu.