What Do You Want To Be?

When I grow up, I want to be a SCUBA clown. I would go in the water and distract the sharks until divers were out of danger. I could hide in a barrel flavored with bitter apple. I hear bitter apple keeps animals from chewing on things.

The barrel should have a reinforced, or drop, shell. When the outer, bitter shell collapses, the shark gets a mouthful of the inner shell, which is lined with spikes.

I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong.

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