You used to be delicious and filling. Now you taste stale and bland. Did something happen to your once fresh peanuts? They used to tumble around in my mouth like a salted massage roller, caressing my inner cheek and gums. Now it tastes like you’re using left overs from the floor of a Texas Roadhouse located in the seedy part of town.
What happened to the chewy caramel? It would stretch from mouth to bar in a sticky, sugary tightrope. Whatever is left of the caramel is now overpowered by something that tastes like Styrofoam. Disturbing.
I’ll miss you.