Did you ever just want to sleep all day? No, I mean sometime when you weren’t depressed. Anyway, how come the bed’s so comfortable in the morning?
What? No, I haven’t been looking at your medical records. No, I just assumed you were depressed. And quite often, too,
What do you mean it’s none of my business? Are you around here moping all the time and complaining about how much your life sucks? See, there you go.
No, I’m not telling you to stop coming over. I’m telling you you have a problem.
No, I don’t have a problem with you coming over! You’re not listening!
Hey, I didn’t say you never listen. You’re just not doing it right now.
What? I’m not kicking you when you’re down. I mean, it’s not like anyone could kick you any other time…you’re never up…
Look, I…no, I…seriously now.
*sigh* Why don’t you just go home?