2008 Won’t Go Down Without a Fight

Kevin says 2008 is behind us like dead body of a freshly killed squirrel.

Me…I don’t know…it seems like 2008 is still holding on to life, like the squirrel you clipped with your car but is still back there on the road running in circles because you only paralyzed its entire right side. Soon, though, bodily functions will begin to shut down, the squirrel will have trouble breathing, and its last desperate breaths will be punctuated by bursting bubbles of blood coming from its pathetically gasping mouth.

Or maybe it’s just me.

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