I hate, hate, hate to admit this, but I need new clothes.
I don’t really like buying new clothes. I have clothes. I prefer to spend money on books or other leisure items. I’d even rather spend money on food, which doesn’t last very long considering other things you can buy.
Unfortunately, I need new clothes. The majority of my wardrobe seems to be faded, spotted, or stained. My wife has given up trying to tell me this; she just irons the clothes and lets me wear them. I’ve done a little ironing recently, however, and I have been unable to ignore the facts left under my nose.
*sigh* There goes my fun budget for a few months.