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Manservant Marcus

Posted on 4/8/2008 by Roger

Do you have a problem making yourself understood to others? Do you sometimes wish for someone who could translate what you imply to say into meaningful speech? Are you one of many groups* who has trouble communicating with the rest … Continue reading →

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Cheeraholics Anonymous

Posted on 2/25/2008 by Roger

Are you always happy in the mornings, even on Mondays? Do you get scowled at by coworkers when you walk in whistling a tune and beaming from ear to ear – without coffee or drugs? Are you shunned by family … Continue reading →

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Visine Relationship

Posted on 2/1/2008 by Roger

Remember Visine. They’re like the eye experts. Continue reading →

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Smurfy Beary Soup

Posted on 11/29/2007 by Roger

Intro: “La, la, la-la, la, la, bouncing here and there and…I can’t remember where, la, la-la, la…la.” “You’ve waited a long time, but it’s finally here! Qwert Yuppy Industries has managed to combine the bouncy goodness of Gummy Bears with … Continue reading →

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