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Monkey News: Business Section

Spendthrift January

In January, we spent (paid out) more than we earned (broght in) to the tune of around $200. I guess that’s not too bad considering that a lot we paid out in January was for the presents we charged in … Continue reading

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Making Your Million in 2007

For those of you looking to make your million dollars in 2007, I have a wonderful idea: more slip-on shoes. The number of overweight and obese people in America is certainly not going down so this should be a wonderful … Continue reading

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Gorilla Ex Machina

I’m having a terrible time posting because when I write posts here at school, I don’t like them. The ones I write at home and bring in are better. The problem is that I don’t write at home. I have … Continue reading

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Ramon (MP) The Federal Chickens overseeing Communication have dealt a harsh blow to the White Knights of Panagonea today as they forced the Knights to use ‘Wingdings’ font on all their ATMs. The SpokesChicken called it retaliation for their recently … Continue reading

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Feng Shui: How Business Is Run

Feng Shui, the ancient art of placement, is literally translated, “wind over water”. It addresses the relationship between human beings and their environments and offers keen insights and practical methods that sustain harmonious balance in places where we live and … Continue reading

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